I don't know about you but I LOVE The apprentice.
Its back for another twelve weeks with the same mixture of crazy and ultimately pointless tasks where candidates battle it out to prove that they are the ultimate candidate and be hired for the £100,000 salary.
Sir Alan has been promoted he is now a Lord. Lord sugar doesn't that sound grand! “Lord Flav"....nah my last name doesn't have the same ring to it, except funnily enough in my own head lol!
But I love Lord Sugar, with his mixture of cockney accent (He is a fellow hackney-ite like me) and business acumen. His classic one-liners. He made a funny quip about being offered money from someone in nigeria once! In the first episode! He had all the blackberry messenger updates going after that! The man is a man of the world, he is global!
But I also love watching the candidates, a classic cringe-induding line from one of them, in one of the very first sequences of the program was "everything I touch turns to sold" wow blown away I was not but I can see what he was trying to do!...
You've got to love the candidates with all their "I'm the best" rhetoric
I may have been made redundant but "I'm the best blah blah blah"
I may be an unemployed graduate but "I'm the best blah blah blah"
With such a heady mix of ego's competitiveness, LORD SUGAR and tasks that make you think sausages....hmm!!! Apprentice is my idea of a hilarious tv viewing.
If you haven't seen the first episode bbc iplayer it.
All I will say is DAN ragging bull, way too much testosterone!
Between, watching The Apprentice, X-factor and Trueblood how will I ever prise myself away from my TV? *Sigh*
Do you fellow bdss'ers enjoy the apprentice as much as I do? Its far better than strictly come dancing!