Six Uses for female Orgasm Sounds...(warning: does contains orgasm sounds)

So I was browsing the Internet trying to find the following study regarding female vocalisations during sex and its correlation to orgasm. The article is shown below.

Why the sounds women make in bed have little to do with her orgasm - and everything to do with her partner

If your interested in such things please click the link. Also please find below the abstract of the study its not a complelling study:

Evidence to Suggest that Copulatory Vocalizations in Women Are Not a Reflexive Consequence of Orgasm.

Gayle Brewer, Colin A Hendrie

School of Psychology, University of Central Lancashire, Preston, Lancashire, PR1 2HE, England, gbrewer@uclan.ac.uk.

The current studies were conducted in order to investigate the phenomenon of copulatory vocalizations and their relationship to orgasm in women. Data were collected from 71 sexually active heterosexual women (M age = 21.68 years +/-.52) recruited from the local community through opportunity sampling. The studies revealed that orgasm was most frequently reported by women following self-manipulation of the clitoris, manipulation by the partner, oral sex delivered to the woman by a man, and least frequently during vaginal penetration. More detailed examination of responses during intercourse revealed that, while female orgasms were most commonly experienced during foreplay, copulatory vocalizations were reported to be made most often before and simultaneously with male ejaculation. These data together clearly demonstrate a dissociation of the timing of women experiencing orgasm and making copulatory vocalizations and indicate that there is at least an element of these responses that are under conscious control, providing women with an opportunity to manipulate male behavior to their advantage. 

Who runs the world? Girls! lol!

It might be quite interesting for the men to discover that women are not moaning whilst orgasming. However for women its not surprising we fake some shit some times.

Anyways back to the title of the post, as I was researching the study and the articles written. I found that there are a few websites that specialise in female orgasm sounds (naive old me is thinking why do we need these for?), then I thought could this be some type of fetish, and quite randomly it made me start toying with the ideas of what else female orgasm sounds could be used for......hmmmm.....

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Orgasm_sounds.aspx
Example website given above (don't open at work obviously or on the bus)

1) During lame sex - you want your man to hurry up and come, your not particularly enjoying it, so as demonstrated by the study above, it could be appropriate to use a pre-recorded female orgasm noise (maybe recorded on your phone), you can mime along to it....hopefully he won't notice. Try it let us know how you get on.

2) Kung fu movies - the scene in the film when the two fighters are going in, picture, Jackie Chan goes in for a round house kick to his opponents face, upon impact your hear the female orgasm sound. That is a  powerful sound effect.

3) Talking of sound effects I am sure that they have been dubbing women tennis with the female orgasm sound for years. I watched a women's game earlier this year and felt slightly embarrassed lol!

4)You can use it as a doorbell - The postman comes to delivery your packages, he rings the doorbell, the female orgasm sound comes bellowing out and he drops your package and runs.

5) Getting attention from guys - Your in a club and you shimmy up to some fine and sexy brother, you make eye contact, he comes close and he looks at you, you go talk and as your lips part the female orgasm sound comes out.

6) Car horns - Just stop and imagine for a second let your mind wonder picture a world with female orgasm sound car horns....

Okay so these are some of my weird and wacky uses for the female orgasm sounds found via google, can you bdss'ers think of any others?