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Wednesday, 8 June 2011

Update... Vybz Kartel from Teacher to Bleacher to Babylon Tricker

Vybz Kartel - Babylon Tricker
So you know back in February we discussed Vybz Kartel and his alleged skin bleaching: Vybz Kartel from Teacher to Bleacher...well its official people he did/does bleach but not for the reasons one would expect…

Vybz Kartel's offical statement as released on his offical fanpage 28/05/11:

"Many of you have heard or seen the recent accusations made by my former associates in the past few weeks. I don’t know why all of these individuals, think the most appropriate action to take after a philosophical difference occurs is to go to the press and attack me.

I can only say that I am reminded of Bob Marley’s admonishments when he said man is so unjust, you don’t know who to trust…your best friend can turn out to be your worst enemy…I shall say no more, other than who the cap fit, mek them wear it. I am issuing this statement because I think these accusations are due to a breach of confidentiality as certain individuals got wind of my upcoming projects and initiatives and they know they can’t stop me without resorting to underhanded tactics.

See Jamaica, Vybz Kartel has been carrying a secret for a very long time and I think it is time that I reveal it before persons try to derail the projects that I have put together by continuing to make false reports about me in their attempt to have me muzzled.two years ago, I had an epiphany whilst on stage. I saw thousands of people screaming for Kartel, jumping up and down, listening to ever word that I uttered on stage, it was like the people were eating out of the palm of my hands. At that moment, something strange came over me, as I heard the people screaming for more, I suddenly realized that my calling was to be more than a Deejay.

I realized that the people were not eating out my hands but they wanted to hear Kartel speak because finally somebody was telling their story in a profound no holds barred manner. Whether I was addressing sexuality,poverty, police brutality, injustice,the trials and tribulations of the ghetto I was finally giving ghetto people a voice – a big voice like society never heard before.

I know I am not the first that has ever attempted to do this. Because when I researched I saw that Marcus, Sam Sharpe, Paul Bogle all spoke directly to the powers that be on behalf of the people but were ostracized and in some cases killed. Later, Marley, Tosh, Jacob Miller did the same thing and all died young under unique somewhat mysterious circumstances. I have seen what they have done to ancient Rastamen, People’s Telecom, the Marcus Garvey Political Party and other entities that attacked Babylon head on.

I did not want the same fate to reach me at the time, I did not want them to muzzle me also, so I took a decision that I felt I had to, I had to trick Babylon. I realized if I kept doing outrageous and outlandish stuff, they would write me off as just an attention seeking artiste and not realize that since July 26, 2009 behind closed doors I have been writing my book and setting up my GEL (Gaza Education and Literacy) program. So they put the spotlight on me, not knowing that they were actually putting the spotlight on themselves because Vybz Kartel is not about braces, bleaching and hairstyles but I am about elevating the cause of Ghetto people.

Please understand Jamaica sometimes you have to trick Babylon with confusion. If I revealed my intentions two years ago, do you think the people that control the media would report everything I do? Babylon, you have been tricked. For 500 years, the system has been using reverse psychology to trick my people,I have now used reverse psychology to trick them Let’s see societal hypocrisy for what it is. Now that my book is going to be released, now that most of my songs will have a more cultural overtone as i have already taken the decision to stop deejaying gun lyrics, now that I am going to be providing educational opportunities for young people,will you be giving me the same attention?

In so far as business is concerned, I don’t agree that rum and a night club is an Empire. The Portmore Global Empire has been in the works for some time with proper infrastructure currently being put in place. I had anticipated certain moves and I have been in consultation with Attorneys in Pembroke Pines, Florida about proper branding, contracts, representation and protecting my legal rights globally. The team I have been working with are all degreed in the areas of Finance, Marketing, Mass Communications and have the expertise that I will need – it is funny when I hear “nobody can tell Kartel anything” when I have trained consultants who have aided me in planning my future projects. I have not finalized any decisions as yet but I have invested considerable resources to take my business endeavours to another level, so again, like Bob Marley said, half the story has never been told.

Now I know a lot of my fans are probably surprised but understand this,I feel called by a power greater than me. Black people have been suffering too long, we have been in poverty too long, we have been brutalized too long and Vybz Kartel is now advising the world that I will use the spotlight that you have put on me to highlight their cause. I am not naïve and I know based on recent interviews on TV that my life and freedom is more in danger than ever before because I have no intention of easing up on the system or their agents. However, I am at peace with this decision.The Gaza ladies, you are still my babies, so don’t worry, the black race must procreate so I will giving you more “Dumpa Truck” to drive in, you can still “Get Wild” and you will still ride your “10 speed bicycle” in “Slow Motion.” I will never stop deejaying for you. The “thugs,” you all built Kartel, so I will never alienate you but you may be getting some new messages from me.

It is unfortunate that I have been forced to prematurely make this statement as my book was slated to be launched on July 23, 2012 – His Imperial Majesty’s Earthstrong, my GEL program was for the September 2011-2012 academic year but the forces against me are rising on TV and in the newspaper so after consultation with the few trusted advisers I have left, I decided to make this release so that if they take my life or my freedom, the projects will continue. Keep in mind that the greatest black man that ever lived, Marcus Garvey, was betrayed by trusted individuals and endured continuous character assassination, so I guess I am in good company. We nah stop say Gaza4Life, we just upgrading the message."

So you see BDSS'ers it all makes perfect sense!

From his own mouth the outlandish behaviour (I'm assuming the bleaching, braces and braids) was a trick so Babylon would write him off whilst in the meantime he has been working on his Gel program and book; which the Gel program sounds great although he has not given much detail away in his statement; and the book will most definitely get a read! (to try and make sense of it all).

My one gripe: High Demand for Vybz Kartel Cake Soap

I mean he has definitely fooled babylon (and everyone else who took the outlandish behaviour as a sign of craziness), but now the truth is out why is he still selling his cake soap?

There is no doubt he is killing the dancehall music game so are the profit's from the cake soap going towards his Gel program? Let me not start on the fact that the great people he mentioned none of them acted outlandish to trick babylon for their cause!

I can't really think of a way to articulate the contradictions, paranoia and grandiose delusion coming from the above statement, so I think I will open it to you BDSS'ers what do you think? has the above statement cleared things up? what do you make of Vybz Kartel and how he has tricked babylon?

Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Are you a Stulla or Stullesha?

Mon ah long distance stulla, mon ah long distance stulla!! The tune sounds nice, but what in the world is movado on about lol! see video below....



I've been listening to this song for the longest while now and the other day, I was with Debs driving somewhere, this song came on and I was wondering what does "stulla" mean?? Did you guys know? I didn't know, that is until I googled it!

This is the thing, sometimes I listen and sing along to bashment/ dancehall and I've got no clue whats going on, all I do know is that it's probably dirty (but not always we've had "I am blessed"!lol) but the riddim (music) sounds soo good, it's only after a while I stop to consider the lyrics. This was one of those tunes....

So here is what urban dictionary says:

Stulla
A stulla is a Jamaica term coined by dancahall singer Mavado that describes a male of high sexually potency and stamina. "I'm a long distance stulla". (I am very sexually potent and can have sex for long sessions)

Please note that I didn't say oxford dictionary, I don't think that the word stulla will be in there just yet lol!

These Dancehall artists if the song's would have you believe are all Stulla's and stamina daddy's......press play on the video below: this is a big old school tune for the over 25's amongst us lol!



.....stop jamming Sel, write the post!lol!

But yeah, have you bdss'er ever been with someone you would describe as a stulla/stamina daddy or indeed a stullesha (the female equivalent)?

I was thinking that if there was a stulla competition, what would be the qualifying criteria?

Okay, okay to stop the blog going down some off key route....I'll just say that I like the song and in tribute to all you stulla's and stullesha's out there......enjoy lol!



But answer this question, are there many Stulla's/Stullesha's out there?